Wednesday 27 January 2016

Move along little boy

2016 has been a good year so far. Work has been busy but good, there is peace in my home, I am not hungry or cold. I am extremely grateful for all my blessings.
But today I am going to bitch about little boys who refuse to grow up. A very juvenile individual managed to annoy the hell out of me yesterday.

I met this guy for the first time two years ago, and I thought he was nice - quiet, lovely manners, kinda good-looking, educated and working. I liked him, and could've seen myself married to a guy like him. Then I got to know him, and discovered that he was a little boy who spoke in grammatically incorrect riddles, liked attention and only sought me out when he was between girlfriends or having trouble with one of them. The attraction died a swift death after that.

I dedicate my ravings today to all you single gents out there (or gents, period) who have the good fortune to stumble upon this post:

Females are complicated beings. Which is why we are attracted to MEN who are straightforward and uncomplicated. Here are some things you should heed...

1. If you like a woman, tell her. If not, leave her alone. Don't bullshit her into confusion and then throw a tantrum when she doesn't give you the attention you want.
2. If there is a special woman in your life, don't sweet talk others. They also have feelings. Women were not put on this earth to boost your ego.
3. If a lady says no, it means NO. It is not code for "try harder".
4. Some ladies come with different circumstances, which might make it more difficult for you to "woo" her. If you really like her, you will find a way that works for her. If you don't think she's worth the effort, fine. Move on. Don't blame her for being difficult. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
5. If you have realised a lady's worth too late and she is no longer available (physically or emotionally), don't blame her. It's not her fault that you overslept.
6. If you have fucked up, have the balls to admit it. And if the lady has moved on, have the grace to let her do so peacefully.

If you disagree with the above, or have had different experiences, chances are that they were with girls. Boys attract girls.

MEN attract WOMEN.